What Would Ed Hochuli Do?
What Would Ed Hochuli Do?
"THANK GOD WE HAD ED HOCHULI OUT THERE WHO KNOWS THE RULES" ~ MATT HASSELBECK
AAAAaand We're Back. Welcome back to football season and the revelry of loving Ed Hochuli. Our sales were down for a while as we awaited official permission from the man himself to sell the t-shirts, but all is well, and Ed himself finds the t-shirts 'amusing.'. That means you do, too. Go to the store immediately and buy at least six: WWEHD
I was thrilled to see, as I perused the CAFEPRESS MARKETPLACE that the REFS of the world finally have a place to vent their anger and frustration at jerks like us who like to make the ol' "ref is blind" jokes. So if you're a ref or like to pretend to be one to pick up chicks in bars, I urge you to visit: THE REFSTOP
MORE ED IN THE NEWS:
What Would Ed Hochuli Do Touches A Nation: On a chilly day in October, Wednesday the tenth as a matter of fact, on page 3C of USA Today, a young Jessica McCartney was quoted regarding her love of Ed Hochuli. And so her life was fulfilled.....and, blackout.
I was notified earlier this summer that a new and amazing website exists, entitled simply The Official Ed Hochuli Website. You know how I know it's official? His very own son created it. That's right kids, you heard me. The most important thing about this new site is that it features Ed Hochuli's Referee Team Schedule. I've had several fans email me and ask what his schedule is, and I've had to plead ignorance :: cough ::, but no more.
Now, we all can know. Now I don't want to admit it but I think I may have found a young man who knows more and perhaps loves (is that too strong a word?) Mr. Hochuli more than myself. Witness this stunning article detailing every bit of knowledge about our favorite ref, including his bodybuilding regimine. I've emailed the author chastising him for disagreeing with some of Ed's calls, but as you all know...there are few among us who can understand football on the level that Ed Hochuli does, and sometimes we are left as apes throwing sticks at the moon, angered that a mortal man like Ed could possible hold such extreme knowledge.
A Reader of What Would Ed Hochuli Do from Marquette university recently offered me three dollars and a human being for the domain name Edhochuli.com. Sadly, I do not own EdHochuli.com. That's a lack of foresight on my part.If you have any other questions, please email me: jessmccartney@mac.com and I'll do my best at not having an answer
Life gets more exciting for those of us in the W.W.E.H.D. philosophy, as we find out through website THE HEPTAGON via a question and answer session with Mr. H, that he indeed is aware of the WWEHD shirt and doesn't plan on murdering me for selling them.
I'm sure we can all agree, that is GOOD news.
Maybe you're wandering through life in a serpentine fashion, wondering how to get yourself back on track, on the straight and narrow, moving ever forward towards perfection, with no looking back at that thing you stepped in, or that mangled road kill at the entrance to 94, or anything else that may make the road you travel less...scenic.
Maybe you're wondering how to get your type A personality out in the open for everyone to see, looking for a way to exert your control and power
over others without harming them physically.
Maybe you're looking for a simple way to lose weight safely and gain a toned, sexy core without the expense of a Bowflex.
Maybe you just need a leader.
Look no more. Just get up from the couch, put the bean dip in a resealable container (so it doesn't get that gross, chewy skin) and by God, ask yourself...WHAT WOULD ED HOCHULI DO?
General Plan of Attack
1. Wave your arms in the air to get everyone to stop talking. If possible, throw a small, weighted, yellow flag.
2. Yell out your problem, who you feel caused it, and what they should do to correct/make up for it.
3. If that person protests -- review the problem, but only for a few minutes. Remember, your friends are only allowed to argue two points per day with you. Let them know that they are are out of reviews.
4. If, after further review, your argument still stands, your friend loses a time out. If they look at you crazily -- throw another flag.
50 True Facts About Ed Hochuli
ED IN THE NEWS
thrilled with the calls of Ed Hochuli during last Sunday's (October 15th) Seahawks, St. Louis game. It seems repetitive by now, but still I warn you not to question Hochuli, lest he unleash a terrible wrath, manifested in 40 days of darkness and torrential rain, not unlike the climate of Seattle itself. SEATTLE WAS MEANT TO WIN THAT GAME AND WE ALL KNOW IT. All I can do is quote QB (doing great for my fantasy team by the by) Matt Hasselbeck:
"Thank God we had Ed Hochuli out there who knows the rules
Thank God. THANK GOD INDEED.
Random Link of the Week - An Mp3 interview with Mr. Hochuli himself dictating his workout regimine. NIIIICE.
From this week's Ask Jerry Markbriet column at chicagosports.com:
Are you, or other NFL referees, scared of Ed "The Hulk" Hochuli? - Nate from Phoenix
This is the first time that I have heard Ed Hochuli referred to as "The Hulk." No, the other officials are not afraid of Ed. He is a very fine gentleman and a great official who has developed a national following because of his prowess on the field and his very impressive physique. He is a very good friend of mine and doesn't scare me in the least.
A NEW FEATURE
This will eventually be a page of its own, but right now, it's just "related t-shirts. Mostly about refs and football. The second one is kind of the ANTI WWEHD, since I feel that Anything Ed Says (AES) is correct.
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